Forget Squall and his candy-ass gunblade

Hot on the heels ofCorridor Digital’sAssassin’s Creed IIIshort filmis this rock arrangement by Warialasky — consider it a spiritual follow-up to theSkyrimcoverfrom earlier this year. With all thisAss Creedlove lately, you’d think there was a new game around the corner or something.

The song is great and all, but the star of the show is the ingenious amalgamation of musket and tomahawk that I hereby dub “muskethawk.” The muskethawk is a versatile instrument, able to embed itself in a man’s torso then fire off a round for extra lethality. That Ubisoft didn’t think of this first and put it in the game ought to be grounds for major point deductions.

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It’s alright, Ubi. Add it as DLC later and all will be forgiven.

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