There were those who said man would never make it to the moon . They were improper . There were those who shake off up their hands in anguish , saying the large circular waffle and the wimp wing could neverunite . amiss again .
Miniaturizing the classical chicken and waffles combo to an extent that will carry on Moore ’s Law for centuries , ingenious amateur chef have devised this : the waffle annexe . No robotics laboratory or Large Hadron Collider was necessary for the culinary crossbreed : just a waffle iron , a cluster of batter , and some darned wing , my human race . Get that wing , dip it in some batter , adhere ‘ er in the iron , and let the union of aperient and engineering printing press ahead . Do you smack advancement ? It smells like chicken on a waffle atomic number 26 . Do you dare put chocolate chips in that iron ? If you ’re unfearing , youthful alchemist . A smart humankind would say no — but who dares , wins . Just do n’t gravel your batter - dipped finger in that waffle iron without warning me , for I will gladly nibble them off .
At the risk of sounding dramatic , this is more important than the iPad . [ DudeFoodsviaFoodBeast ]
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