Captain Picard Laments Twitter, Lauds the iPhone

As of today , I will never tweet again . Meanwhile , expect a cock to be taken to every HTC / RIM handset within my range . Jean - Luc Picard * has arrived from the futurity to trance a humpback whale and adjust engineering science straight .

I know that Patrick Stewart is a real doer and that Jean - Luc Picard is a fictional fictional character . Well , I should say , I know that ’s the misconception guiding the world ’s linear perspective regarding Star Trek TNG . But believe , if you will , the theory that Picard is real , and he came back in fourth dimension from the future to recreate an histrion — oh yes — to give us a glance at a more peaceful future among the stars in which pick in one ’s teatime is every spot as important as choice in phaser array . [ thenextweb ]

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