My apologies if this hebdomad is a bit wanting , but that death shaft of light wo n’t work up itself . And I ’m very felicitous to see all of you sporting the R.O.A.C.H. Disaster !
Astute readers may have fancy a match of these , but that does n’t mean they were n’t done with passion , and for you .
STAR TOURS :

https://gizmodo.com/disneys-star-tours-gets-a-reboot-and-fett-5243635
I ’ll introduce this by say that I loveStar circuit , and think that the fact that it is dated only adds to its charm . Unfortunately , the people at Disney do n’t agree , desire to add * GASP * Prequel Characters ! badly ? ! Have they been in there ? It ’s so steeped in the Graeco-Roman plan of the original trilogy that any unexampled character will bond out like afflictive pollex . Not like that stop over Lucas in the past . Admiral Ackbar , what say you ?
TERMINATOR :

Sometimes you do n’t need a reason to play with Photoshop and bug out culture reference . And if you are keeping track at home this is the 2nd clock time I ’ve mashed together Terminator and Wild Things . That means either one is too cockamamie , or one is waaaay too benighted .
https://gizmodo.com/the-charred-horizon-of-terminator-salvations-los-angele-5245850
DOLHAUS :

https://gizmodo.com/why-dollhouse-really-is-joss-whedons-greatest-work-5245968
Joss Whedon ’s greatest body of work ever , CJA , I could n’t concord with you more ? ( To be read like Ron Burgundy . Some of you will know what that means . )
press MAN :

TheIron Man 2publicity train is n’t rolling yet , but it has pull into the station .
https://gizmodo.com/iron-man-sits-on-his-donut-throne-5245235
COMMENTER AWARENESS :

So , let ’s say someone on the site put forth an absolutely ludicrous view . It happens hourly on the remark thread , though never happen from the faculty ( coughdollhousecoughcjacough ) .
Now , you could be a dick about it and say something like “ GarrisonDean , with your head so far up your ass , you must need a glass breadbasket so you could see where you ’re belong . ” but that would get you Dsmvwld . So , as you have been doing so majestically with the TROLL ! image , just brand this little lady I call “ Tiny Dr. No ” to get your point across . It works wonder and has been proven to scare hoi polloi from ever voicing their opinion again .
( As a side note , I pulled this image off of Google ikon lookup , so get that be a lesson to those posting image of children , they ’ll belike get misused . And to the parents of Tiny Dr. No … felicitation , It ’s a Meme . )

ROACH :
The fourth dimension is drawing nigh . Join us , or perish .
We do offer 3 weeks of vacation and pit your 401k .

Oh and let ’s endeavor to clear up this wholeConsortium of Evilnonsense . And by clear up I mean engross them or destroy them .
DISASTER :
That ’s ripe . I ’m flipping the hand this calendar week cause theteens of Americascare me .

https://gizmodo.com/super-villain-attacks-cincinnatis-real-life-superhero-5241787
https://gizmodo.com/la-times-teen-posse-pans-transformers-2-5245196
This has been GarrisonDean … ROACH forever !

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