Oh God. Is it … is it halfheartedly smiling at us?
Fromthe makerof therealistic Blue Shelland other equally creeptastic items from the Mushroom Kingdom comes this Super Mushroom Christmas tree ornament. It’s being offeredup on eBayfor anyone wanting a scary old mushroom man to watch over them and their presents.
I foolishly uploaded the photo of the thing before I began writing this post. Why? Why did I do such a thing? I’m too freaked out by his soulless gaze to continue writing any further. Please, if you can manage to do so, discuss this guy in the comments.
